The way to your heart Ch.7

(Warning! Contains minimal yaoi, but don't worry this is one of those chapter that has to have everything just right so that the 'next' chapter will have the really good stuff *wink**wink*)

"Sasori Danna, what's going on here, un?" Deidara asked as he eyed his fellow police officers gathered around various places in the station's kitchen.

"Deidara it's best to just wait and listen to what Konan and Pein have to say when they get here." Hidan said trying to reassure the nervous blonde.

"What's wrong with Sasori Danna, un?" Deidara whispered to Hidan.

"Don't worry he's just a little bummed out."

"Why, un?"

"Because the last time we did this with someone they betrayed the whole team, resulting in a disastrous outcome." Konan said as she and Pein walked into the room, her heals making a *click* *click* *click* sound as they moved across the white tiled floor.

"What did they do, un?"

"That's a story for a later time." Sasori snapped, causing Deidara to cringe slightly.

"Ok, ok can we please get down to business already?" Pein said.

"Yes we will now." Konan said in a tone that made it very clear that it was time to shut up and listen.

"Deidara we saw what you did tonight." Pein said his voice grave.

"And?" Deidara asked uneasy about the situation.

"AND WHAT YOU DID WAS DANGEROUS, HAZARDOUS, AND EXTREMELY RECKLESS!" Konan yelled, shocking Deidara who had never seen this side of the woman.

"Konan, lighten up he saved that little girls life-"

"Be quiet Hidan!" She snapped, and immediately the silver haired man shut his mouth, even he knew not to mess with Konan when she was like this.

"C-Chief Konan, un….I-I'm sorry…I-"

"You damn well better be! You could have been killed, AND-" At this Deidara braced himself, he knew what was coming next, he knew he was going to be fired, but what he did not know was that Konan was going to wrap her arms around him in a gentle hug.

"And you did a fine job saving that little girls life." Deidara was shocked, but what was even more shocking was that now everyone (except Sasori) was smiling. Well…it was kind of hard to tell as to whether or not Itachi was smiling, but he did seem to be a little less emo for once.

"I-I don't understand, I thought I was going to be fired." Suddenly everyone (except Sasori) started laughing.

"Fired!" Konan gasped between laughs. "It's quite the opposite actually." She said pulling away.

"Well, un, if I'm not being fired then what's going on here?" Deidara asked officially stumped.

"Deidara have you ever wondered why there are 2 police stations so close to each other?" Konan asked.

"Yes, but-"

"Or why people down at the main building seem to be so uneasy around us." Kisame said.

"That's because I'm so damn hot." Hidan said smoothing back his hair and winking at Deidara.

"Hidan shut up, this is very serious business." Kakuzu said annoyed.

"I know but that doesn't mean it isn't true." Hidan countered.

"Would you 2 just shut the hell up so we can get this over with?" Sasori growled.

"Yes of course." Konan said. "Now Deidara how many things have you noticed that are exceptionally strange around here."

"A lot of things, un!"Deidara suddenly blurted out. "For one we seem to have equipment that clearly isn't standard issue, plus there are so few people here, and how on earth did you see what happened at the fair, last I saw you and Pein were on a date?" Deidara's speech was so rushed that by the time he finished he was left nearly gasping for air.

"Deidara come with us, Sasori you come to." Konan ordered. One by one Pein, Konan, Sasori, and Deidara left the kitchen, heading down the hall and stopping at a door Deidara had always found to be locked. Without saying anything Konan grabbed the doors handle and did the strangest thing. In swift, precise movements she twisted the knob back and forth multiple times in different directions. And not just twisting it side to side, oh no, but up and down as if it were not connected to the door put a piece of string.

"Uh, what are you doing, un?" Deidara asked.

"Shhh! Brat, just be quiet and watch." Sasori ordered. Doing as he was told Deidara continued to watch the blue haired woman, eyes widening when a small section of the door slipped away to reveal a key pad where Konan quickly pressed a series of numbers. The next thing Deidara knew the door slide back to reveal the strangest room he'd ever been in, it was as if it was straight out of a Sci-Fi movie.

"Deidara you asked how we knew about at the fair well, here's your answer." Pein said directing him inside. The room itself wasn't really too big, but still quite large it was probably the size of a high school class room. One entire wall was completely covered in monitors, each showing a different picture with people moving about, he then realized that they were live video feeds from cameras placed all over the city. Deidara noticed one screen in particular displaying a shot of the other police station giving a clear view to the front parking lot.

So that's how they saw what happened that day. Deidara thought amazed that anything like this could be real. On another wall were probably over a dozen shelves each completely loaded down with various types of weapons, some holding jars containing substances the blonde was sure he didn't want to know about.

"Poisons." Sasori said.

"What, un?" Deidara asked looking at his partner.

"Those jars contain poisons, each of a different variety, some are meant to numb the body for a few hours, others meant to slowly cause someone indescribable pain as it spreads throughout their body. But there are some…" Sasori paused, turning to look directly at Deidara. "That will kill you instantly with a dose as small as a fraction of a drop, so don't touch them! Unless I am around you are to not so much as look at them, no wait don't look at them even when I'm around. The last thing we need is for you to go and die after we've gone through all the trouble of showing you this place."

"Wow Sasori, you're just the world's most caring and thoughtful partner aren't you?" Pein said rolling his eyes.

"It's a gift." Sasori said walking past a table that held what looked to be an assortment of various medical tools, and up to a shelf holding a group of walky talkies.

"These are different than the original one you received." Sasori said grabbing one and handing it to Deidara.

"How's it different, un?"

"The one you have is standard, and can be tuned into any basic station, while this one is part of a special set and has a specific station that only others in the set can be tuned into. That makes it much safer to transfer special information without the worry of being listened into."

"Ok what number should I turn it to for that channel, un?"

"You don't turn it to get the channel, flip the speaker up." Pein said.

"What?"

"Here give it to me brat." Sasori said taking the device and flipping up the speaker section to reveal 2 buttons, one blue and the other red."You press the blue button to get to the necessary station."

"Okay, what's the red one do?" Deidara said taking the talky in his hands to better examine the buttons.

"It's a self destruct button, press it and the device will explode." Now Deidara was no fool when it came to explosives, he was widely known as an expert, although he did 'accidentally' blow up a couple class rooms back at the police academy. But that didn't mean it didn't make him a little nervous.

"Um…why does it have a self destruct button, un?" Deidara asked, making sure he kept his fingers far away from the red button.

"Don't worry about accidentally hitting the self destruct button, if you should just happen to hit it, press the blue button 3 times fast and it will automatically stop, you'll have approximately one minute. Now as for the reason it's there, if someone were to attempt to get a hold of these then we could be in very big trouble. It would run the risk of them being able to hear us at any time."

"Oh, ok, un." Deidara said gently closing the small speaker cover. "This is all fine and dandy but what exactly is all this, why am I just hearing about it now."

"Pein, Sasori." Konan said is a monotone voice. The next thing Deidara knew he was being charged at by the 2 men.

"What the!" Deidara was quick to react, before Pein was able to grab Deidara's arm he ducked and kicked the man's feet out from under him, using the momentum from the kick he did a low back flip, jutting just out of reach as Sasori's punch when wide. Spinning around Deidara grabbed Sasori's shoulder and flipped the man forward and onto his back.

"What the hell is going on here, un?!? Why did you guys suddenly attack me?!?" Deidara shouted.

"To make sure you had the skills to be able to hold your own." Konan said clearly pleased by scene before her.

"And boy does he have them, I wasn't using my all but I sure as hell wasn't going easy on him." Pein said, rubbing his leg where the blonde had kicked him.

"Here let me help you, un!" Deidara said rushing over and gently grabbing the man's arm to better pull him to his feet.

"I'm fine, I think it's Sasori you should be helping." Pein pointed out. Deidara looked over and gasped, Sasori was struggling to sit up, his hand to his chest and seem to be having trouble breathing.

"Oh crap I think I knocked the wind out of him! Danna I'm so sorry I-I wasn't thinking, here let me help you, un!" Deidara said rushing over, he wrapped one arm around the redhead's waist and the other around his shoulder lifting the older man to his feet. But the redhead only shook him off, leaning against a wall while he struggled to breathe.

"Danna, please let me help you!" Deidara begged, terrified that he'd really hurt his partner.

"Don't…worry…Deidara…I'm fine, just stay away from me for now." Sasori managed to say between broke gasps of air.

"Danna I'm sooo sorry, I just acted without thinking, I would never intentionally hurt you! Please forgive me, un!"

"Deidara, relax I told you I'm fine!" Sasori snapped making the blonde blink and step away. Sasori's eyes widened when he realized what he'd done. "Hey Deidara, I'm sorry, I'm alright see." Sasori said standing straight up to prove his point.

"Alright, its clear Sasori is fine but I still want Kakuzu to take a look at you, same goes for you too Pein." Konan ordered, through the whole event she had stood by calmly watching with observant eyes and now that she had what she wanted it was time to get down to business.

"Pein I want you to give Deidara his pin."

"Of course." The pierced man said reaching into his pocket and pulling something out. When he opened his hand, resting in his palm was a small red, cloud shaped pin.

"Deidara you are to wear this at all times while you are on duty, and when told, off duty.

"Ok, un, but if I may ask, why?" Deidara said as he studied the small pin in his hand.

"That is something you will learn when the time comes, as for now you are to never lose it. It not only serves a special purpose but it also signifies you as an official member." Pein explained.

"An official member of what, un?"

"Deidara welcome to the Konoha special task force, Akatsuki division."

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                             (YAY!!! Time skip time, 2 weeks later)

"Hey Deidara wanna get the fuck out of here?" Hidan asked, leaning over the blonde in question's desk wriggling his eyebrow. Deidara could never figure out how he did that but it never failed to make him laugh.

"I'm sorry Hidan, but I can't. Sasori Danna and I have rounds today plus I'm taking the night shift tonight, un."

"Hfm." Hidan mumbled a sorrowful look on his face as he crossed his arms, although not forgetting to flex his biceps.

"But I am off all day tomorrow, un. although I'll probably end up sleeping in so if you want to head out sometime after 2 I'm all for it, un."

"Hell yea! These baby's never let me down!" Hidan said kissing his muscles.

"Hidan, your muscles are not the reason I like you, un." Deidara smiled.

"Oh, duh I should have known, it wasn't my muscles you like…it's my ass."

"Nani?!?"

"Awe, come one Dei, it's so obvious you think I have a nice ass, I've caught you staring enough times to know."

"Hidan that was one time and we both know that I wasn't checking out your butt, it was covered in wet paint because you sat in a chair that Sasori Danna had just finished re-painting as a favor for Chief Konan."

"I still say that that bastard could've warned me, after all he was standing right there in the kitchen the whole time."

"Hidan come on, un. Sasori said he was sorry even though it meant more work for him, besides he said he didn't even know you were in the room, he had his back turned and was listening to music with his head phones on, he couldn't have known."

"Fine, fine, but I still say that he didn't have them on when I came into the kitchen."

"Hidan." Deidara said in a warning tone.

"Ok, ok….but that still doesn't mean that you don't think I have a nice ass." Hidan smirked.

"Uh, fine! If it will get you to drop it fine, I'll admit you have a nice ass, they're freaking buns of steel, now will you please just drop it?!?"

"I certainly hope you weren't talking about Hidan's pants." Sasori said walking into his and Deidara's shared office.

"Oh crap, un." Deidara squeaked, his face turning bright red from embarrassment, while Hidan's turned red from laughter.

"Sorry Sasori but we took care of that last night."

"Hidan, we did not!" But Hidan still smirked, as Sasori's eyes widened for a brief second before quickly controlling his features back into a face that showed no emotion what's so ever.

"Hn," Sasori said turning back to his paper work.

"So Dei," Hidan said turning back to the blonde in question "What do you say about switching shifts with someone, I'm sure Kisame wouldn't mind."

"Uh…" The truth is I don't want to miss my shift, for some reason I enjoy spending time with Sasori Danna, I know he acts a little mean towards me sometimes but still there's just something  that makes me happy to be around him. The entire time Hidan was waiting for an answer Deidara was having a battle in his head as to how to say he wanted to keep his shift without hurting the silver haired mans feelings.

"Hidan forget it, Deidara's already traded one shift this week I'm not going to let him do it again, you do it too much and it becomes a habit." Sasori said standing up and walking towards the door "Besides it's time to leave, Deidara hurry up I don't feel like waiting for you." And with that Sasori disappeared from sight.

"Sorry Hidan, un but Sasori Danna's right if I do it to much it could become a habit."

"Fine." Hidan said sullen.

"Awe, come on cheer up, un. Tell you what tomorrow I'm off and we can do whatever you want." Deidara smiled walking around to the front his desk, slipping on his police belts making sure his gun and everything was secure, and adjusting his pin so that it stood out proudly on his black uniform. "Well, what do you say, un?"

"Hmm, I don't know…" Hidan trailed off, suddenly his smiled, his arms reaching out and wrapping themselves around Deidara's waist earning a slight 'eeep' from the blonde. "I think that that'll be ok but I'll need something to get me through the day." Hidan said, making his voice deep and seductive.

"Hi-" Before Deidara could even say the other man's name, Hidan had leaned forward and silenced his words with a kiss. To be honest it was nothing more than a peck, even Hidan knew to not push it, but that slight contact was enough to make the blondes eyes grow wide his whole body freezing up for just a moment before forcing himself to relax, thankfully Hidan never even noticed.

"I'll see you when you get back, ok?" Hidan smiled when he pulled away.

"O-Ok, un." Deidara said, forcing himself to smile. It wasn't until he was outside the room walking down the hall to the exit that he let his face take on the expression of one who was confused, sad, distressed, but at the same time he was also happy. It felt good to know that someone cared for him, and at the same time he cared for Hidan, he was funny, smart, strong, and although he had a habit of terrorizing the blonde whenever he got on his motorcycle, he couldn't help but feel a warm sensation whenever he was near. When he finally got into the cruiser his face had settled into one of peaceful happiness.

"What's up with you?" Sasori ask raising one eyebrow.

"Nothing, un, just thinking." Deidara smiled.

"Well don't hurt yourself." Sasori smirked as the blonde lightly smacked him on the shoulder.

"Let's just go, un." Deidara laughed.

"Ok, ok there's no need to be hitting on me all the time." '3…2…1….'

"Hey!"

'Bingo' "Just calm down brat, you know I was kidding." Sasori said as he pulled out onto the road.

"Yea, I know." Deidara frowned.

"Then why are you blushing?"

"I…I am not blushing, un." Deidara stated turning his head to look out his window. He didn't need to look at Sasori to know he was smirking. They continued to ride in silence, the only sound being reports made over the police radio.

"Deidara."

"Hmm?" At the call of his name Deidara turned his head towards Sasori only to find the redhead staring straight at him.

"What, un?" Instead of speaking Sasori began to lean towards the blonde. What's he doing? Oh no! Deidara could feel his face begin to heat up.

"Sasori Danna what are you doing, un?" But Sasori just kept moving, forcing Deidara to lean away until his back was stopped by his door. Sasori finally stopped when only mere inches separated them.

"D-Danna?" Is he going to kiss me?

"Deidara." Sasori said, he was so close that Deidara could feel the redhead's warm breath against his face.

"Y-Yes Danna, un?"

"You're blushing." Sasori suddenly smirked leaning back and pressing the gas so that they started to move forward which surprised Deidara, he hadn't even realized that they had stopped.

"I was not blushing, un."

"Yes you were."

"I was not, un!"

"Then why was your face red?" Sasori questioned.

"Because I'm mad, un!" Deidara almost yelled.

"Ok that's the reason your face is red now but what about earlier?"

"B-Because…"

"I think I know why." Sasori stated, talking as if he were commenting about something as simple as the weather.

"Oh really? Well please enlighten me oh great one, un."

"You like me."

"WHAT?!?"

"Just admit it, you like me. I can see how you're always staring at me."

"Oh for the love of! That was only twice and each time was because someone stuck a 'kick me' sign on your back, un."

"That reminds me, I owe Hidan a good kick in the ass."

"Don't you 2 start anything, un." Deidara warned.

"Fine, fine but you still haven't told me why you were blushing if it's not because you like me."

"Ok fine! You wanna know why my face was 'red' not 'blushing'!" Deidara said emphasizing each word.

"Didn't I just say that." Sasori chuckled.

"It's because…"

VVRRMMMMMMMMM

"Whoa, that guy was doing at least 20 over the speed limit, un!"

"I'm on it!" Sasori said turning on the siren and hitting the gas.

Phew Thought Deidara slightly relaxing in his seat.

"We'll continue this conversation later."

Damn.

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"I-I still can't get over the fact that that guy was wearing a SpongeBob costume, un." Deidara laughed as he and Sasori made their way inside the Akatsuki HQ.

"To be honest I've seen stranger things." Sasori said pulling open the door and waiting until Deidara could take it before letting it go.

"Really, un, like what?" Deidara said still chuckling.

"Well, once I pulled over a van full of nudists each of which were at least 60 years old, another time I stopped a man who was wearing nothing but a pink fuzzy string thong, and once when I was parked alongside a highway looking out for speeders a car pulled up in front of me. When suddenly this lady who was clearly drunk off her rocker got out, walked up to my window and said that she was drunk so she was going to have to arrest me for speeding.

"Wait, SHE was drunk and said that she was going to arrest YOU for speeding, un?" Deidara said as another wave of laughter over took him.

"Yep, needless to say it was an interesting day." (HAHA! That rhymed)

"I'll say, un." Deidara smiled.

"So Deidara you do realize you forgot something, right?" Sasori asked.

"Really? What, un?" Deidara said as his hands roamed over his police belt to make sure he wasn't missing anything.

"You still haven't told me why you were blushing."

*Grrrrrr*

"Fine, you still haven't told me why your face was 'red'." Sasori corrected as he and Deidara continued down the hall.

Ah crap "Well…Oh hey Kisame!" Deidara said eagerly walking over to the blue skinned man.

"Hey Deidara, man am I glad to see you."

"Really? Why, un." Deidara asked.

"Well Hidan's starting to get on everyone's nerves and I was hoping that you could try to calm him down."

"Ok, un, but why me?"

"You 2 are dating aren't you?"

"Yea, but what's that got to do with anything, un."

"From what I can tell Hidan always seems to least TRY to control his behavior whenever your around, I mean his language has certainly died down since you arrived."

"Died down?"

"Yea, you should have heard him before you started here, what it is now isn't even close to how bad it was then."

"Ummm ok, un, I'll see what I can do, where is he anyway?"

"In the kitchen where I swear to Kami Itachi is about to kill him."

"What?!?" Deidara said taking off towards the kitchen. In the one month's time that Deidara had been there he had only seen Itachi lose him temper once, and that was only because he'd been working a night shift with the weasel. They'd gotten a call while it was real late and they ended up having to drive all the way down to the pier where there was a loading crew who had apparently received the wrong shipment. It turns out rather than getting their supply of 100,000 tons of lumber they received a delivery of 100 monkeys, that had somehow all gotten lose. And long story short Deidara and Itachi were stuck down there for almost the entire rest of the night, helping the workers collect the monkeys. But what made Itachi snap was the fact that just as they had finished collecting all 100, one of the monkeys had somehow gotten away and Itachi was the only one with a free hand so he ended up chasing down the primate. It was actually a very funny sight to see and just as he had it cornered on a small dock Itachi made a jump and grab for it, and before he could get his arms around it the monkey jumped away and Itachi ended up falling into the freezing cold water. His memory kind of blacks out after that, all he can remember is when he came to there were a lot of banana peels everywhere and for some reason Itachi was in a gorilla costume. He never did ask why.

"Awe come on Itachi, it won't kill you to try." Deidara heard Hidan say from just outside the room. When he walked in he saw Hidan and Itachi along with Kakuzu and Pein who were standing around talking. Deidara didn't really understand, everything seemed pretty calm other than the fact Itachi did look a little more ticked off than usual.

"Hidan I swear if you so much as say one more word then I'm gonna take this spork and shove it up your $&#^%# #$%$ and twist #%^$&^% with a bucket of *#%^$%& elephant #$%$#@ where Lady Ga Ga #^$%^ and take some Styrofoam  #$&#$ *%#^# ^%#$&#@ to a castle far far away where no one came hear you scream!"

Or maybe not! "Ok before you do all that I think it would be best to just calm down, un." Deidara said stepping between the pair, having a temporary mental shut down after hearing what Itachi was willing to do to Hidan's pinky toe with a container of peanut butter.

"Awe hey Dei!" Hidan said wrapping one of his arms around Deidara's waist, and giving a loving little squeeze.

"Hey Hidan, um do you mind explaining what's going on here, un?"

"This idiot here is trying to get me to have a foot race with him all the way down to the main building and back."

"Well it's not really a race if I win, I only want you to race me because you're the second fastest in the Akatsuki and I could use a little motivation for a close-but not too close-win."

"What makes you think that you'll win?" Sasori asked coming into the room.

"Because I'm awesome." Hidan cheered pumping a fist into the air.

"More like full of it, geez Deidara how can you stand this guy much less date him?" Itachi said.

"Most of the time I just tune him out while I smile and nod." Deidara joked.

"Awe Dei-Chan I'm hurt." Hidan said removing his arms from Deidara in order to cross them over his chest in mock sadness.

"Sorry Hidan, un." Deidara snickered.

"I don't know if I believe you." Hidan pouted.

"Fine then, what can I do to make you feel better, un?" Deidara said rolling his eyes.

"Hmmm." Hidan thought "Well….you could race me but it's not fun with such an easy win."

"Ok you know what Hidan I'm starting to get tired of your I-can-do-anything-attitude." Itachi growled.

"Sorry but it's not my fault that I've never been given a real challenge."

"Ok well how about I give you one right now?" Sasori said stepping forward hands in his pockets.

"Really? Hehe, what do you have in mind?" Hidan said slightly excited by the thought of getting to show off his skills, especially in front of Deidara.

"It's quite simple really." Sasori said walking over to a cupboard and pulling out 2 small red bottles. "It's a drinking game but it's not with alcohol."

"Ok then what is it then?" Hidan inquired.

"Hot sauce." Sasori said setting the two little bottles down on the table right in front of them. Now that they were close enough Deidara could read the labels that said 'Jailhouse Fire' and it had a little picture of guy appearing to be breathing fire.

"Ok name the rules." Hidan said as he and Sasori took seats across from one and other.

"They're simple, whoever has the fastest time drinking the whole bottle wins." Sasori said removing the lid on his hot sauce.

"Alright then bring it on!"

"I'll time you guys." Konan said, hold up a stop watch.

Wait when did she come into the room? Deidara thought, he took a look around the room it seemed everyone in the Akatsuki was there, well except Zetsu for some reason, he's never there.

"Ok ready…Set………………………GO!" Konan said clicking the start button.

Sasori went first, throwing back his head and chugging down the bright red liquid. Stopping every few second to catch his breath as the hot sauce burned his throat *cough* and forced his to cough.

"Go! Go! Go!"

"Kisame please don't be so childish….Come on Sasori beat his ass!"

"Itachi?" Pein asked voicing what was clearly on everyone else's minds.

"What? I just really what to see Hidan lose." Itachi said crossing his arms.

"Love you too buddy." Hidan said.

"Shhh! Danna's almost done!" Deidara hushed, his eyes intent on the redhead *cough* *cough*

"Done!" Sasori exclaimed as he slammed the now empty bottle down on the table.

"22.3 seconds." Konan announced.

"Ha I'll bet that by half." Hidan said removing his bottles cap.

"Ok ready?"

"Bring it on!"

"Ready….Set………………………………………………………………GO!"

Hidan immediately mirrored Sasori's pervious actions, throwing back his head downing as much as he could as once.

*COUGH* *COUGH* "Damn!" *COUGH* Hidan seemed to be having trouble keeping the sauce down but he was persistent bringing it back to his lips over and over intent on winning.

*COUGH!* "Son of a bitch it burns!"

"7 seconds" Konan announced.

"Come on Hidan!" Deidara only stood to the side watching as everyone cheered him on, in the corner of his eye he thought he saw Sasori looking at him, but when he turned his head to confirm his thoughts Sasori's head was already turned towards Hidan.

"18 seconds!"

*COUGH* *COUGH* "Dammit it! It burns! Dear Jashin it feels like my throat is on fire!" Hidan howled as he ran over to the sink and all but burying his head beneath the faucet, while the sounds of laughter could be heard all around.

"Damn Sasori how is it that you can stand there and be so calm while Hidan's over there drinking half the world's supply of water." Kisame said.

"Should I tell them?" Sasori asked Pein.

"If you want." Pein laughed as Hidan let out another yell of pain.

"Tomato juice."

"Tomato juice, un?" Deidara asked.

"Yep my bottle had plan old tomato juice while Hidan's had the real thing." Sasori stated.

"HAHA! That's brilliant."

"He's going to be soooo ticked, un." Deidara laughed.

"Son of a bitch I wanna rematch." Hidan said coming over, the entire front of his exposed chest wet.

"Sorry Hidan but you lost." Sasori said walking out with everyone else following suit.

"Hidan." Pein said putting a hand on the Jashinists shoulder. "It was tomato juice."

"Yea, yea." Hidan said

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                                      (Time skip-later that night)

Time) ~ (2:37am
Location) ~ (Hidan's home
Setting) ~ (Hidan is lying in his bed enduring a restless sleep when suddenly…..

"TOMATO JUICE!!!!"